One enterprising Canadian strip club owner is offering tuition reimbursement for dancers who maintain a 3.0 or higher college GPA.

“A girl who wants to better herself, who wants to progress, makes for a higher level entertainer,” said Robert Katzman, who is recruiting talent for his adult clubs in Windsor and in Detroit, Michigan. “They’re happier young ladies. They’re doing something with their lives.”

One of people taking advantage of Katzman’s largesse is an engineering major from Toronto who flies in every week to perform.

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