I Can Shoot Lefty And Righty–I’m Amphibious

In the grand tradition of Yogi Berra (“It’s like deja vu all over again”) and Mike Tyson (“I’m going to fade into Bolivian,” may we present Indiana Pacers All-Star Jermaine O’Neal:

“We’re definitely like a high-school sorority and I’m saying ‘sorority’ because we didn’t go to college.” — Jermaine O’Neal, on the fraternity of NBA players that went pro straight from high school.