Digital Pinup Girls

It was bound to happen. Rayne, the eponymous, vampire-slaying protagonist of the Bloodrayne videogame, will be appearing in the October issue of Playboy. To quote the article:

“Rayne is 100% topless and smokin’ hot in the October issue of Playboy magazine. This is a first in videogame history and trust us when we say that Rayne does not disappoint.”

As I always do in these situations, I quote Scott Adams, who stated that the holodeck will be the last invention mankind every produces. When the PS5 includes fully holographic pinup girls, I fear that no male will ever work again.