When He’s Back In Power, Doritos Will Become The National Food Of Iraq

This is just amazing–a peek into the mind of a man who held absolute power in his country for decades. While his cruelty was inhuman, his love for Doritos and Cheetoes is not:

“Thrust unexpectedly into the role of prison guards for Saddam Hussein, several young American soldiers found the deposed Iraqi leader to be a friendly, talkative “clean freak” who loved Raisin Bran for breakfast, could down a large bag of Doritos in 10 minutes and insisted he was still president of Iraq, the men said in an interview published Monday and in comments on NBC’s “Today” show.”