I Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder
My wife often asks, “What’s wrong with you?” Now we know.
Thanks to David Hornik, I can safely be diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), or as Hornik calls it, “VCitis.”
Narcissistic Personality Disorder is “indicated by five (or more) of the following:”
- Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g. exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
- Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions).
- Requires excessive admiration.
- Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.
- Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.
- Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.
- Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.
- Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.
Hmmm, now that I’m officially mentally ill, I wonder if I qualify for protection under the ADA act?