Wanted, TV Shows, Cheap
Of course, if the Parents Television Council objects to Fox’s primetime programming, they can always turn to ABC, which has essentially told Hollywood that it is open to airing just about anything on Saturday night, as long as it costs less than $500,000 per episode.

I’m sure you could make some family-friendly programming for less than $500,000 per episode. Heck, I’ve got a great idea for a new reality show called “The Yehs,” where television cameras follow a normal American family as it tries to find a way to spend $500,000 in less than an hour.