Back in 1999, I used to joke about new business models crawling out of the primordial ooze every couple of minutes. One of my friends said he could probably raise money for “the eBay of garbage collection.”

I’m not even going to bother joking about this one, other than to say it is soooooo wrong on so many levels:

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