I may have a blog, but I’m not a blogger.
When they put me on CNN after some horrible crime spree, they probably won’t label me “Disgruntled Blogger.”
(For bonus points, add your own comment speculating on what kind of crime spree each of these friends is most likely to commit)
I’m a fast writer (anyone else out there write a white paper in 27 minutes?), but I just can’t keep up. And I can’t even imagine how someone like Violet manages to churn out amazing prose several times a day!
The pressure is enormous. And I’ve already got too many white hairs.
So I’m waving the white flag, guys. I surrender. I’ll do whatever you want. Just don’t call me a blogger.
* Hey Ben, fix yer damn site so I can link to you, will ya?