Silicon Valley Pickup Lines

I normally don’t post content from gossip rag Valleywag, but this list of terrible Silicon Valley pickup lines warranted an exception:

1) Let me show you my Om face. [invented by Kevin Burton]
2) Nice shoes. Wanna TechCrunch?
3) There’s a launch party in my pants and you’re invited.
4) I see I’m already giving you a liquidation event.
5) Let’s mashup.
6) Let’s go park on Sand Hill Road.
7) Can I take you South of Market?
8) Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.
9) Are your YouTubes tied?
10) I’m in UI, can I be in U?
11) You’re so fine I’d drink your Kool-Aid.
12) Just you, me, and my podcast audience.
13) I wanna go voip, voip, voip.

Of course, the best pickup line these days (now that Larry is married again) is:

“Hi, I’m Sergey Brin.”

5 thoughts on “Silicon Valley Pickup Lines

  1. Chris:
    I don’t know about the Sergey pick up line… it didn’t seem to work for me.

  2. Larry’s married? E-mail me the deets! Nick (at) Valleywag (dot) com.

  3. Andrew:

    You guys look too different. Maybe you can claim to be Dave Filo of Yahoo–no one knows what he looks like!


    Sorry, I should have specified Larry *Ellison*. Hence the “married again” comment.

  4. Chris,

    Another one would be:

    “hold that thought, you’ll be blogging about me tomorrow morning”

  5. Sumon,

    I like the way you think. Or how about, “I’ll give you something worth Digging…”

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