Give Yourself An Early Birthday Present

Those of us who came of age in the 1980s have a very distinct memory of Princess Leia’s metal bikini in “Return of the Jedi.” While I was a bit too young, others have told me that they felt a distinct stirring in the man region.

Fortunately for us, the metal bikini has made a heck of a comeback. Behold the glory.

If you are a metal bikini connoisseur, you should definitely make your way down to Comic Con in San Diego for the group photo on July 25th.

But the true connoisseur is not satisfied with a few peeks during a convention…the true connoisseur needs his or her own metal bikini costume.
For a long time, the only way to get one was to make it yourself, but now, thanks to mass production, it’s available for $66. If you want to thank me, use my affiliate link. Something tells me that this item is going to be popular….

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