My Trip To The Cougar Convention

I recently had the pleasure (misfortune?) of attending the National Single Cougars Convention in Palo Alto as a journalist.

The resulting piece has been published. Here are some highlights (lowlights?):

“It’s okay, let Mama Cougar do all the talking.”

“I’m here to get laid. And you can quote me on it.” When I asked how he’d found out about the convention, he replied, “My mom told me about it.”

“Geeks make the best cubs,” Maxi added enthusiastically. “They take direction well, and they don’t realize that you’re supposed take a break between orgasms.”

The only sad thing is that Ramit wussed out and missed the party. His loss!

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