The rise of nerdcore rap is either a symbol of our glorious mashup society, or this week’s sign of the apocalypse. I’ll let you decide. All I can say is that reading the lyrics to this rap had me laughing out loud, which is probably a bad sign:
You’re running csh and my shell is bash,
You’re the tertiary storage; I’m the L1 cache.
I’m a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito;
You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito.
You’re a dialup connection; I’m a gigabit LAN.
I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man.
It’s like I’m running Thunderbird and you’re still stuck with Pine,
Which is why I think it’s time for me to KILL DASH NINE.
P.P.S. I’m proud to say that I’ve never used Pine. Elm all the way, baby.