Last night at dinner, the Chinese restaurant gave us red bean soup with tapioca for dessert. Jason looked up and said, “Mmmmm, I love all these balls.”
“Ha ha,” I said sarcastically. “Don’t push it.”
He smirked. “Maybe next week we can go to KFC and get some spicy breasts.”
“Now you’re definitely on thin ice,” I said.
“And then after that,” Jason said, “We can get hot dogs for dinner and suck on some wieners.”
your kid is clever, chris!
And if you buy him a lady dog, he'll talk about going home to play with his bitch.
Foo,
Oh yes, he's definitely aware of that double entendre as well.
dude, that sounds like a moment for some serious encouragement, while sex is the lowest and easiest form of comedy it is in fact a form of comedy…